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    Tom New Member

    Bug and Insect Jokes

    Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
    A. When he catches a fly!
    Submitted by: Sophia

    Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
    A: Because it was a mothball.

    A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”
    A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
    “Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
    Submitted by: Jess & Kim

    Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
    A: Ants.
    Submitted by: Allie

    Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
    A: B (bee)
    Submitted by: Kayla

    Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
    A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
    Submitted by: Tyler

    Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
    A: Because bee’s come after them!
    Submitted by: Diego

    Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
    A: A snailor!
    Submitted by: Olivia

    Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
    A: A walk.
    Submitted by: henry

    A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and
    said, “Hey, what did you do that for?”
    Submitted by: Aussiesurfergirl

    Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
    A: The Flea Stooges!
    Submitted by: Booth

    Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
    A: Bugs Bunny.
    Submitted by: Brendan

    Q: Why was the ant so confused?
    A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
    Submitted by: Tenisha

    Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
    A: A spelling bee!
    Submitted by: Tyler

    Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
    A: A centipede on its back!
    Submitted by: brenden

    Q: What is the strongest animal?
    A: A snail because it carries it’s home.
    Submitted by: kenia

    Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
    A: French Flies.
    Submitted by: Danielle

    Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
    A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
    Submitted by: Ciara

    Q: When did the fly fly?
    A: When the spider spied her!
    Submitted by: Aaron

    Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
    A: Half a worm.
    Submitted by: Jennifer

    Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
    A: A hoarse fly!
    Submitted by: StinkyCheese

    Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
    A: Ant-elopes!
    Submitted by: Kauthar

    Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
    A: Stop bugging me!
    Submitted by: Tim & Cathy
    Wow those jokes are bad!
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    Jason Fisher

    Jason Fisher New Member

    An ant, a roach and a beetle walk into a bar....

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