Bug and Insect Jokes Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly! Submitted by: Sophia Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball. A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!” A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!” “Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede. Submitted by: Jess & Kim Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited? A: Ants. Submitted by: Allie Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? A: B (bee) Submitted by: Kayla Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer? A: He was afriad of the world wide web. Submitted by: Tyler Q: Why are A’s like flowers? A: Because bee’s come after them! Submitted by: Diego Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor! Submitted by: Olivia Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A: A walk. Submitted by: henry A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross snail who looked at him and said, “Hey, what did you do that for?” Submitted by: Aussiesurfergirl Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch? A: The Flea Stooges! Submitted by: Booth Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it? A: Bugs Bunny. Submitted by: Brendan Q: Why was the ant so confused? A: Because all his uncles were “ants”! Submitted by: Tenisha Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee! Submitted by: Tyler Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air? A: A centipede on its back! Submitted by: brenden Q: What is the strongest animal? A: A snail because it carries it’s home. Submitted by: kenia Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant? A: French Flies. Submitted by: Danielle Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump? A: A centipede with a wooden leg. Submitted by: Ciara Q: When did the fly fly? A: When the spider spied her! Submitted by: Aaron Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple? A: Half a worm. Submitted by: Jennifer Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A: A hoarse fly! Submitted by: StinkyCheese Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married? A: Ant-elopes! Submitted by: Kauthar Q: What did the dog say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me! Submitted by: Tim & Cathy Wow those jokes are bad!